blueflame91:

ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.

does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!

I am doing this.

(via suffren)

The next person who says Eridan’s Hive is Underwater

uragani:

DIES HORRIBLY.

…and it won’t be an accident.

box-chan:

uragani:

akurou:

the-scratch:

allisonisokaami:

davestriderslefttesticle:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

skittledeedoo:

500daysofevilexes:

d0cpr0fess0r:

chakwas:

apocalyptictacolord:

sicklysandy:

lornemilee:

What an old TV.

Is that a booty on the screen.

Wow that lamp color does not suit this room you all are terrible.

And that painting? Lord, landscapes are so tacky.

What purpose does that lamp even serve? The TV is blocking most of the light, it can hardly be used to illuminate the entire room.

You guys are either blind or have a very fucked up sense of humor.

Just stop ignoring the horrible paint job at the bottom of the end table. It’s not funny, it’s disturbing.

Now that is just disgusting. What poor decorating. I mean honestly who puts a reading lamp next to a TV anyway. And some photograph of trees? Real fuckin’ nice asshole.

I dunno you guys, I think the texture of the walls is lookin’ mighty fine.

okay, so no one sees the butt on the TV screen

God, what awful carpet. It looks like it belongs in a school.

gais. gais i wanna smack that tv and make it call me daddy while i wear the lamp as a fancy hat and dance on the corner table. 

FUCK YOU GUYS. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME DOING THIS INTERIOR DECORATING, YOU FUCKASSES. JEEGUS.

Man, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m suddenly craving some Koolaid.

GUYS. GUYS. LOOK. Buttocks on the telly… 

guys did you seriously not notice the horrible shit on the walls?

I mean honestly if they can’t be bothered to change paints so the walls aren’t the same awful eggshell color as the table then they deserve to have horrible lighting.

really.

(Source: exsect)

*Broadway Karkat*: I'm back!

broadwaykarkat:

Honestly, the journey’s taken me to all sorts of places, but it’s good to be home again. If this counts as home. Heh. I’m not sure what you guys really think of all that.

…I actually started thinking stupid things like, “What if Octo started acting all finnicky?” for a while and strangely enough,…

I’M

SO

PROUD

MY PRESH BABBU

most people wouldn’t think like this and even though i’m a person on the internet i’m taking a page out of Dad Egbert’s book

I’M SO PROUD OF YOUUUU. ;___;

Welcome To The Alley: You know what's really starting to irk me a bit?

crookedalleyscumbag:

People who assume that Gamzee is a direct analogue to the Juggalo subculture.

I like Homestuck, and I like Gamzee. Hell, I’d like him even if he wasn’t a Juggalo parody. The problem that I’m having is with Gamzee fans who don’t do proper research on Juggalos, and instead assume that all…

holy shit this is amazing i love this because INFORMATION

so much 

ahh

kiev

coagulatedcat:

dj-stridenasty:

coagulatedcat:

dj-stridenasty:

whyd you winky face at me kiev

kiev

no reason.

none huh

dang where did my clothes go

Well, Then: Sophie M. Herold's a bitch.

im-nobody—who-are-you:

You think that’s because her family changed their name from Albrecht or because all B.U. girls are bitches?

…

okay, obvious The Social Network references aside, I really would like to call this asshole to attention. Sophie M. Herold has been, through highly dishonest means, been collecting…

headtraumakid:

More foxy Eridan. Cause I fucking hate his hair. :(

Secondly, have some body-issues Sollux. Enjoy!

PossessionStuck: ==> Begin Your Adventure

possessionstuck:

Last we saw, the Knight of Blood so embraced the Bard of Rage, and in each other’s arms they were aquiver. And with righteous pap and blessed shoosh he did quell his brother’s fury. For the Knight looked upon his Bard all acting up and completely losing his shit and he did resolve to…

ok bitches

its that time

that time when i tell all my bitches

to go read this shit

because it’s awesome

do you know how awesome it is

FUCKING AWESOME

this is one of the most pimp fan adventures i’ve seen

it’s so pimp it has bitches FLOODING its banks

like a river that’s out of control

watch out

it’s coming to you now

go read it

you’ll get bitches

or something

brain-food:

Curvy Pin-Up illustrations for Jen Oaks 2012 calendar titled “Cheeky” which you can purchase at her Etsy store. She also has a  tumblr.

(via full-on-zombie)

occupyallstreets:

Obama And ISP’s To Launch Largest Digital Spying Scheme In History (Must Read)

If you download potentially copyrighted software, videos or music, your Internet service provider (ISP) has been watching, and they’re coming for you.

Specifically, they’re coming for you on Thursday, July 1.

That’s the date when the nation’s largest ISPs will all voluntarily implement a new anti-piracy plan that will engage network operators in the largest digital spying scheme in history, and see some users’ bandwidth completely cut off until they sign an agreement saying they will not download copyrighted materials.

Word of the start date has been largely kept secret since ISPs announced their plans last June. The deal was brokered by the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) and the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), and coordinated by the Obama Administration. The same groups have weighed in heavily on controversial Internet policies around the world, with similar facilitation by the Obama’s Administration’s State Department.

The July 12 date was revealed by the RIAA’s CEO and top lobbyist, Cary Sherman, during a publishers’ conference on Wednesday in New York, according to technology publication CNet.

The content industries calls this scheme a “graduated response” plan, which will see

-Time Warner Cable

-Cablevision

-Comcast

-Verizon

-AT&T

and others spying on users’ Internet activities and watching for potential copyright infringement. Users who are “caught” infringing on a creator’s protected work can then be interrupted with a notice that piracy is forbidden by law and carries penalties of up to $150,000 per infringement, requiring the user to click through saying they understand the consequences before bandwidth is restored, and they could still be subject to copyright infringement lawsuits.

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Response: This is much worse than SOPA/PIPA and ACTA. It doesn’t necessarily censor the internet but it spys on everything you do. Your ENTIRE web history will be watched and recorded and might even assist the government. This was coordinated by Obama and his administration with the help of the MPAA and RIAA.

What is so dangerous about this is that this is not a law it is a policy adopted by several companies. That means this will not be debated in Congress and you will agree to be spied on by signing a contract with the company.

Internet censorship is becoming a reality and now the corporate elite will legally be able to spy on you. If we spread this and cause an uproar like what we did with SOPA, maybe they will back down. Either way people NEED to know about this.

davesassholewhisperer:

dymentia:

canni8al:

apairofglasses:

After Karkat accidentally posts his self-insertion slash in a chat with Vriska, the two proceed to roleplay some Davekat. With Vriska as Karkat and Karkat as Dave.

Roleplayception

drainagekind is Vriska

I wish it could have gone on longer but I had to go to bed ):B

this is the best thing i’ve ever read sjahdslaj

have i ever told you how good of an artist you are

literally perfect

(via princekarkat)

caledscratch:

the tenants inside of me all fell in love with the same man
with all unrepaid, this was his reply: “i’ll only love one of the people among you!”
our hearts began to beat fast, and we hurried to restrain our quickened pulse…

hahaha, this is for an art trade i have with whatinsomnia! they wanted some subjugglator action and left it up to interpretation? i thought of doing something crazy but then i realized how much i really love the ghb you guys, he’s probably my favorite ancestor (although they are all wonderful?) i like to think of what he does on his spare time when he isn’t killing dudes and angsting over his lovelife? what if he was actually a pretty decent artist, medium aside??? also, what if he never wore shirts around his hive ever? this is a good headcanon, right? ‘v’

i

yes

yes.